Saturday, December 24, 2005
my mom knows whats best
whaha...i had to eat my words just now lah...and being a man of pride...whaha it sure was difficult...its like my mom was going into her standard pre new year fit... and since my bro is at the star wars exhibition...shes taking it out on me...so anyways...she asks me to go into my room to clean up my mess...but its like homely...but anyways i go in...with no intention of cleaning and start lying on my bed...smsing ppl...then all of a sudden she shouts... clean your room... dont close the door...omg!!! she knows what im doing... so i vacuum the room... and i tidy up my wardrobe...and i catch sounds of style...the show...dang it... i missed the performance by the black eyed peas...yea...so life goes on peacefully....then my mom shows her great sense of timing and decides to see what im watching just as beyonce is strutting her stuff...and she gives me the "stop watching this show" stare...which is kinda intimidating... but i didnt want to stop watching... so she did the next best thing... she went to my room... poured out the contents of one of the cupboards and asked me to clear it up... so i went there and cleared it up... and i told my mom that not all the acts involve skimplily clad girls prancing around...and she replied that "so far all the performances involve all that !" so i hastily clean up the mess...and i continue watching the show...and lo and behold... the next act was by usher...i was like ok.... not bad... a male performer...then they start of with a half naked guitarist who has nipple rings... and i knew that things might turn out kinda ugly... so my mom walks in...then usher appears...woohoo...no more nipple rings...but...waitamin... usher is flanked by not one...not 2...but 4 scantily clad babes... and the stage is elevated....showing 4 more scanily clad babes... so my mom looks at me... and i look at her... and i point to the nipple ring guitarist... and i immediately realised how stupid i looked...and its like she was giving me the i-told-u-so look...so i turned off the TV...turns out...no matter what... a mom is always...i repeat always right....
withALLmyHEART;
12:58 AM