Wednesday, December 28, 2005
what the heck ...more jokes
another joke...my wife is a great driver... she drives me up the wall all the time...
my wife gives really sound advice...99% of it is sound 1% of it is advice
last joke...for the past few weeks... during the contribution...a annoynomous guy would contribute 2 thousand dollars ...so during the next sermon... the pastor wanted to glorify him... so he announced during his sermon "will the man who has been donating 2000 dollars to the church please stand up?"
at that... a man who was wearing a flowery shirt that looked to by from the seventies stood up... he was also wearing super tight pants.... anyways he waved his hand feebly... like a girl... and so the pastor said to that man..." to thank you, please pick 3 hymms and we will dedicate them to you" the man got all excited and started pointing at 3 random guys saying "i want him,him and him"
withALLmyHEART;
8:50 AM